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Nye Solover
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Redhead, and a temper to go with it. There's 3 things you never want to do: 1) Brake Dance in a Minefield; 2) French Kiss a Rattle Snake; 3) and you especially never, ever, want to make a Redhead angry.
Nyes x-mess story: Hi boys and girls. How many of you have seen those little angels they put on top of x-mess trees? (hands go up) but how many of you know WHY they are up there? (no hands)? OK, well it seems once upon a time a long time ago Santa Claus was having a terrible x-mess, the Reindeer had all been out the night before doing some heavy partying and were too drunk and hung over to do anything...the elves had all gone on strike for higher wages, collective bargaining, a health plan, paid vacations, shorter working days, a 401K retirement plan, Dental and eyeglasses plan and they refused to do a damn thing. The elves had formed a picket line around Santas toy shop and were chanting "Ho-ho-ho, sweat shop must go", Santa was in a real bind, he had to get that big ole sleigh loaded somehow...so he calls 'Rent-A-Elf' and has them send over some temporary workers, when the temps got there the other Elves would not let them cross the picket line, beat them up, and sent them home. Now Santa had REAL problems, time was getting close to when he had to leave on his delivery schedule and all he could get to help him load the sleigh was a little bitty angel. Santa was dragging a huge bag of toys across the landscape, he was huffing and puffing, sweating and swearing "These damned bags get heavier every year...I'm getting too fucking old for this shit...". Santa gets the bag of toys up to the sleigh, he picks the bag up, lifts it, his knees are wobbling, his back is hurting, and with a mighty shove he almost gets the bag over the side of the sleigh...and the seam splits on the bag and all the toys fall out and scatter across the landscape. Santa was very angry, he takes that bag...THROWS it down..and is jumping up and down on it, grinding his heel into the bag, driving it into the snow...suddenly Santa loses his balance, slips and falls on his ass, slides down the hill...right into a big pile of Reindeer poop...Santa is pissed..he's sitting there, eyes tight shut, fists balled up, shaking and growling in RAGE! About that time the little angel comes by dragging a x-mess tree behind her and says "Hey Santa..where do you want me to put this tree...?" And that boys and girls are why those little angels are on top of those trees til this very day. ;-)

Nye

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Knightess-Rouge Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you soooooo much for the watch and nice to meet you! :heart: :hug:
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nyesolover Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
You are welcome, watching to see what you do next, love what you have done already.
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Elinewton Featured By Owner May 12, 2012
Hey!! Thank You for the watch!! ^^
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LadyDeblyn Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2011
Hi Nye...thanks for showing the pic to go with your story...love it and love her...love you too....Misty/Lady Deblyn
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nyesolover Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
Thanks Lady D
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SabrinaFox Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2011
Where have you been? You disappeared from FB and I don't have your email. I miss you. Stay in touch....sabrina.j.fox@gmail.com
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shadono Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I really enjoy your work a lot.
I can recommend Vicman's (free) photo editor if you aren't aware of it. Very good for warping, among other things.
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nyesolover Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
Thanks, I never heard of that program, will try it and see if I like it better than what I am using. I tried Gimp2 and found it to be exactly like the Photo Impression I have been (and still am) using (only with harder to understand icons). I'm in the process of downloading VicMan as I write this.
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shadono Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I use Windows paint xp, which has the manual cut and paste facility and what for me is the most useful lettering system. For warping and colors I have vicman. I find the beauty of these programs is in their simplicity.

You are getting very good results from what you have been using. I just suggested vicman because discovering it was such a boon for me, especially in respect of warping, changing facial expressions etc and coloring.
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